A Case of Mistaken Everything

The girls toughing it out in the storm

Troyzan throwing the comp to Kat and she still can’t get it right

Jeff: “The women now know they can beat you at something”

Alicia: “I don’t think your deals are fair”

Troyzan: “We’re men, they’re women, maybe we think different.”
Colton: “No because even I don’t understand”

The men dominate the women on the physical portion of the contest but Bill bombs the puzzle and the women win

Matt: “Now that we’ve lost this challenge, I’m looking forward to doing this. I mean, I’ve spent eight days our here kind of creating some power and I want to use it. I want to execute some of it. Tonight that’s what’s gonna happen.”

Colton reveals to the jock tribe that he has an Idol

Colton doesn’t play the Idol but is safe and Matt is sent home

Even people we didn’t see approached about voting Matt out voted against him

So who voted for Bill?!

Alicia thinking Christina looked like the crazy one at Tribal

The guys choose Mike to sit out the reward challenge

The guys still manage to win

Tarzan in those bikini briefs

Colton knows he is the group outcast and yet does nothing to help at camp

Colton reveals to Troyzan, Jonas, and Leif about the Idol

Christina keeps causing Kat to jump back in, then Kat jumps in twice when she doesn’t need to

Chelsea and Sabrina admitting that they would pick a different alliance if they could

Nina looking so smug while Kat is being so hard on herself

Colton: “I am a Republican, I do not believe in handout”

Christina voted out Nina, yet Christina’s vote came from Monica and not Alicia

Michael stealing the ladies’ axe

Alicia forming an alliance before even reaching camp

Matt whining about the girls’ not sharing the chickens when the guys stole the girls’ axe

Matt and Colton already plotting against each other

Colton: “‘Cause there’s only two things that’s gonna keep me in this game and that’s the idol and Jesus, and he ain’t showing up.”

Sabrina finding a clue to the idol and finding out she has to give it to a member of Manono

Girls get pissed when the guys take a win instead of completing it

Colton: “We’re going to cut his throat faster than Taylor Swift will write a song about her next boyfriend”

Alicia and Christina arguing during Tribal, only for Jeff to reveal no one is getting voted out because Kourtney can’t continue due to her broken wrist

After the third vote, it’s obvious Albert isn’t getting any votes

Sophie wins!

Jeff pointing out the jury would have voted for him if he’d voted Sophie out instead of Rick

Jeff saying we don’t want to see Creeper and Russell talking about this season

Ozzy gets a vignette but Albert doesn’t

My DVR screws up and I miss part of the episode. I see Ozzy talking about Cochran and suddenly he’s talking to some little girl

And now Cochran gets a vignette as well

And then the DVR cut off on the vignette and I didn’t see anything that was said or done

Creeper’s family doesn’t support his efforts on the show

Jeff talks to Russell

Edna’s pregnant now

Jeff doesn’t ignore Christine/Stacy like he did Kristina/Francesca last season

Ozzy playing the warrior card in an effort to convince Benjamin to vote out Albert

Ozzy gets voted out

The final three are the three I wanted to make it to the end several weeks ago

Albert thinks he played better than the other two people

Sophie admitting her social game wasn’t the greatest

Survivor is on!

Ozzy vs. Creeper

Ozzy wins!

Sophie demanding Albert drop his stack to pick up her pieces

Ozzy wins Immunity

Albert going from being the target to not receiving a single vote

Rick gets booted and declares he will vote for Ozzy over Benjamin

Sophie/Albert constantly getting in each other’s way

Sophie wins the final Immunity

Sophie questioning Benjamin’s loyalties

Coach saying that the Final Five feels good

Albert about Sophie: “If only she knew she’s next. She’s got no idea it’s coming.”

Albert and Sophie trying to help Edna with the challenge

Ozzy wins the duel

Sophie targeting Creeper while Albert targets Sophie

Creeper walking up to Benjamin immediately after Benjamin implies to the camera he’s booting Creeper

Creeper and Rick take an early lead

Creeper wins Immunity

Creeper outing Albert’s lies, but then granting him an Immunity

Albert refusing to give the necklace back to Creeper and he gets voted out

The two hour finale is Sunday?!

Cochran joins Ozzy on Redemption Island

Ozzy promising to vote for Cochran if he makes it to the end

Cochran’s emotional farewell after coming so close to beating Ozzy

Ozzy’s choosing Albert, Coach, and Creeper to spend time with their family

Coach using his “family time” to plot with Ozzy while Creeper refuses to talk strategy with his dad

Creeper’s father stepping up and playing the game for him

Creeper not wanting to name Edna’s name when mentioning that he was trying to limit someone’s moves

Edna comes in second but ultimately loses to Coach

Coach refusing to use the Idol, but implying Edna should suggest to others that Coach has her back

Edna calling out Creeper, and when Creeper defends himself Jeff calls him out on it

No one voted for poor Edna

Previews teasing that Edna might actually beat Ozzy

Dawn is Mormon?

Ozzy interrupting Dawn’s “confessional”

The scenes of them preparing the fish

Benjamin admitting if he were a newbie, he’d prefer to have Ozzy over himself

Sophie’s comments about Creeper possibly being a reformed gangster who now praises God

Papa Bear giving advice to Cochran on wearing a tight shirt so his muscles stick out

Benjamin ranting about Mikayla’s sugar consumption

Cochran’s story about peeing in his pants in school

Holy shit, Rick/Edna talking game after Creeper’s tribal outburst?!

Everyone in Upolu complaining about Creeper’s reliability

Cochran was in an alliance with Keith/Whitney?

Savaii killing the chicken

Coach ranting about Ozzy not taking better care of his tribe’s sleeping situation

Coach calling Ozzy Narcissus while Edna is Echo

Cochran saying Benjamin is wrong about Zeus being fatherly and claiming Zeus ate his children

Ozzy not wanting to feed Upolu, yet he feeds people at Redemption Island

Ozzy trying and failing to outplay Benjamin

The black chicken gets away from Creeper

Jim suggesting Creeper pray for the chicken to come back

Sophie not as loyal to Albert as I thought

Rick/Creeper tell Albert he’s lying

No scenes of Feistine arguing with Benjamin

Cochran imitating the way Keith talks to him